Expect delays

Due to extensive preparations for school auditions, yours untruly will resume her posts in about a week or so. With an actually extensive entry on practicing! How exciting!

Yeah, I'm not quite sure what audience I'm addressing at the moment, but fuck it, I have things to say.

Texan snowman

Gloved hand included, to scale. Granted, in hindsight the infantile nature of my hands isn't the best for such demonstrations.

I shit you not, I have worn those very same gloves since I was six. (The comedy of this paired with my line of work is a point already made. Many. Many. Times.)

Bro'kemon

Not by me, obviously. Joke's been made a hundred thousand times, but it never fails to make me laugh.

Delayed cleverness

I have a feeling I could have named this blog something really clever. Chronic l'esprit d'escalier.

Oh well. Updates if/when I want to, maybe perhaps never always.